Movie reviews by James Teitelbaum

Introduction...

I don't really watch television at all, but I do love movies, and always have.  I probably watch about two to three films per week, as DVDs, downloaded films, old VHS tapes, or occasionally actually sitting in the theatre.

Having written some movie reviews for my web site and my old sci-fi 'zine, I felt like I wanted to write more about cinema.  I decided to write at least one short paragraph about every film I saw from January 2006 to January 2008, as a way of developing a voice as a film critic, perhaps in order to get a gig writing about movies for a magazine or web site.
These reviews are featured on this web site.  The long list is here.

Some of these reviews are shorter than they deserve to be, some of them are longer.  I tried to get a balance going between in-depth writing and capsule reviews, in order to explore both styles.  As far as the craft of pure film writing is concerned, I am truly proud of perhaps 20% of this material, but am making an effort as more time passes to improve the depth and quality of every single new review.  These reviews are by no means a comprehensive record of my favorite films.  In fact, a lot of these films stink.  The reviews are merely my own film diary over two years.

The raison d'etre of these scribblings was justified when I was hired to write DVD reviews for www.dvdcompare.net starting in November of 2007.  I had absolutely no say as to what I was sent for review, and in almost all cases, I was asked to look at things that I had no interest in.  Contrast this to the reviews here on my own site: be they highbrow art films or mindless comedies, there is something in each film that drew me to it, that made me think I might enjoy it (sometimes I did, sometimes I didn't).  This made things interesting.  I did about 130 reviews for dvdcompare over about a year, and then resigned.

This resignation was for three reasons:
1. They required that I catalog every single DVD in its entirety, providing a description for every included trailer, deleted scene, and commentary.  This became quite tedious, and it also took time away from actually writing about the films, which was my key interest.  And, I had to write a certain number of words about audio and video quality for each DVD.  Sometimes I had legitimate things to say about these topics, but often, in order to make my word-quota, I felt like a high school student trying to bullshit his science teacher with a bunch of technobabble just to complete the assignment.  Not good.
2. The editors there were uncommunicative, and also did awful things like changing my proper grammar to bad grammar, and adding whole paragraphs (badly written ones, at that) without telling me.  This is editorial prerogative, but when it is done so frequently, and so ham-fistedly, it is time for this writer to move on.  They also added letter-grades for the films (I didn't get to pick the grades) which I disagree with in concept, and often disagreed with in specific choice of grade. 
3. I got a better offer:

In November 2008, I started writing for Film Threat, and I am thrilled.
Film Threat started life in the 1980s as a very cool, edgy, irreverent cinema magazine, which I read avidly into the 1990s.  Now they are web-only, but I love writing for a magazine that I read and respected for many years.  Being the new guy at FT, I am still getting the crappiest movies to review (same thing happened in my early days at DVDcompare... the veterans get the good stuff... makes sense), but I am looking forward to good times ahead.  No letter grades, no timing every trailer, no video quality bullshitting - just honest (and occasionally snarky) comments on the films.  Cool.

And now, click here to go to James at the movies, 2006-2008!

Or click here to go to the Psychotronic section (and and explanation of what it is!).

Or click here to go the Rewind / DVD Compare forums

(do a search for my name to get to my reviews)

And finally, here are my Film Threat scribblings

(do a search for my name to get to my reviews)








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