From the pages of Blue Harvest Episode Five...
Winter 1995


Turn that Frown Upside Down
or :"I am NOT a Merry Fan"
editorial by Mary Jo Fox

Ever since I got involved with SW fandom, I have asked myself many questions.  I'm sure many of you have as well.

Do you ever wonder why cons that purport to be fun have all the frivolity of a Puritan church service?  Have you noticed the dour-faced fans at some of these cons, the ones who bear an uncanny resemblance to Patty and Selma from The Simpsons (Marge's chain-smoking, grimacing sisters)?  Why do I see in other zines detailed, vehement laundry lists of every stupid little "transgression" made in every new novel or comic?  How come after 12 years or so, people still criticize dumb little points in the trilogy itself?
 
My conclusion?
 
It isn't so much that some fans take SW itself too seriously...the problem is taking the concept of being a fan too seriously.  There are folks out there who spend so much time picking and whining and complaining and criticizing everything, they miss out on the true joys of being a fan.  This doesn't occur in just SW fandom--it happens in every fandom you can think of.  Just check out Starlog's letter pages.  Some of the comments are so negative, I think, "Geez, I'd hate to see what someone who actually loathes ST would write."

Admittedly, I get extremely annoyed with such cynical, jaded people.  If they allegedly like whatever it is, how come they expend so energy ragging on it?!  It's not as if they're going to re-shoot the entire trilogy at this point just to satisfy one malcontent in Jerkwater City.  Come on!

Then there are the fans that cannot, will not take a joke.  You can't chuckle at Luke's infamous whine, "But I was gonna go pick up some power converters!"  You don't dare make fun of Han in a story.  And you never, ever can under any circumstances poke fun at fandom itself!  These are the people who took moral offense to Spaceballs.
 
What about letting loose, suspending disbelief, and having FUN with it?  Has the concept of having fun gone out of style in the 1990s?
 
I wonder how SW could even appeal to such grumpy fans in the first place.  Even in TESB, there was always that glimmer of hope and humor there to balance out the serious drama.  The saga basically has a wide-eyed, wondrous view of life.  I'm thankful that a wretched adolescence and everything that has come after it has not dimmed the thrill of picking up a new novel or the new issue of Dark Lords of the Sith, or getting a new zine in the mail, or even just seeing those Bend-Ems in the store.  I still smile blissfully to myself whenever I'm watching the films.

But perhaps the problem with the fans who can't enjoy life's simple pleasures is that they are so unhappy with their own lives--can't get dates, hate their jobs, hate school, etc.--they take their psychological baggage with them into even their fantasy lives.  They cannot deal with the concept of a world, even a fictitious world, where the good guys always win, the heroes are attractive, and the villains are far cooler than anyone could hope to be.  So they pick it apart with their cynicism.  On the other hand, being a fan may mean so much to these people, it becomes a serious thing to them, and they lose sight of the fact that whatever it is was primarily designed to entertain.

Or, maybe they're just drips and flakes with all the personality of a turnip.

Yes, I know we all kvetch over things like continuity, and we can talk for hours about what would be Luke's favorite band if he lived on our planet.  In a way, that is part of the fun.  To be honest, though, I cannot figure out the more extreme aspects fanboy/fangirl mentality sometimes.  Maybe that's a good thing.

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